Afternoon tea at The Georgian? Sounds lovely. Tea at The Georgian under the eye of maitre d' Tony D'Agostino, as he kneads your child's cringeworthy table manners into something a bit more, ah, acceptable? Teh osum.
All right. Our kids are perfectly adorable and well-behaved at all times, and you know it's true, but even we grownups sometimes wonder what we're supposed to do with that tiny fourth fork next to the water glass.