This just in: New moms don't really want sex!

Total shocker: A new WebMD report -- on a study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (now I'll never get that Marvin Gaye song outta my head!) -- finds that moms with new babies are really not that interested in sex! Even three months after giving birth, the mojo is still no-go for 83 percent of women, according to the report. Not surprising, really, but there's more to the story here.