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Giveaway: 'I Heart My Little A-Holes'

A-holesJust in time for Mother's Day, we're giving away two copies of I Heart My Little A-Holes, a hilarious, wildly inappropriate book by Karen Alpert, the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. (The book is also a New York Times bestseller.)

If your child has ever woken you up at 3 a.m. because he wants to watch Caillou, outlined every corner of your living room in purple crayon, or decorated the kitchen ceiling with smoothies, you need this book.

From her open letter to Medela that begs the breast pump company to package the breast pumps already assembled to "New Year's resolutions I plan on breaking the s--t out of" (#5, "stop throwing fistfuls of Cheerios out of my kid's car seat into parking lots") to "A letter to my daughter in the future, but none of that sappy crap you see on Huff Post," Alpert has got my vote as one of the funniest parenting writers around.

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