Here's where I'd be tonight if I weren't STILL battling the miserable crud.
West Seattle's Kenyon Hall -- a great space, by the way (West Seattle Blog called it a "semi-secret magical place) -- is hosting an evening of family friendly vaudeville. Think comedy juggling, silent shorts accompanied by the 1929 Mighty Wurlitzer organ, the music of Irving Berlin and "some nonsense at the Chickering Grand." Oh, and root beer floats.
Root beer floats!
Bonus: student tickets are just 5 bucks, and preschoolers are free.