"Nanny deprived?" "Trophy wife?" I'm loving the tees at PlanetMom. They hit just the right note with me, especially the "Secretary of Transportation" model, which sums up the bulk of my time in a tidy three words. Yummy cotton with embroidered (not silkscreened!) designs, and they're "girl cut," meaning, they fit nicely and look sorta fancy (for us moms that rock the cargo-pants look).
PlanetMom likes ParentMap, too; so much so that they're offering a free t-shirt to a lucky PM blog reader! Just visit their Web site, pick your fave design and size (one size larger than usual - they run tight), and write it up under "comments" below.