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Muffinology: mixed feelings about the "Mother Tucker"

"Unique muffinology technology"

Got this piece of PR in my inbox today, and I'm torn.

On the one hand: The Mother Tucker, the "ultimate compression tank top," squishes post-baby belly fat into a delightfully trim little package using "unique muffinology technology." I am loving muffinology technology.

And you gotta admit, the model looks...trimmer.

BUT...on the other hand, we have a raft of unrealistic expectations for our post-baby bodies. Also, the need to breathe.

Would you buy this product?

$70 at

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